Funny Adventure Quotes

To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you
may be the world An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered.
An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
--G. K. Chesterton --

Adventure isn't hanging on a rope off the side of a mountain.
Adventure is an attitude that we must apply to the day to day obstacles of life --
facing new challenges, seizing new opportunities, testing our resources a
gainst the unknown and in the process, discovering our own unique potential.
--John Amatt organizer and participant in Canada's
first successful expedition to the summit of Mt Everest.--

Bringing up a family should be an adventure, not an anxious discipline
in which everybody is constantly graded for performance.
--Milton R. Saperstein --

Death is the most beautiful adventure in life.
--Charles Frohman ---

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature,
nor do the children of men as a whole experience it.
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure.
Life is a daring adventure or nothing at all.
--Helen Keller --

Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly
lived if you take it bravely and gallantly, as a splendid adventure
in which you are setting out into an unknown country, to face many a danger,
to meet many a joy, to find many a comrade, to win and lose many a battle.
--Annie Besant English Peace and Social Justice Advocate ---

There are more adventures on a chessboard than on all the seas of the world
--Pierre Mac ORLAN --

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Romantic Sayings and Quotes

Men always want to be a woman’s first love - women like to be a man’s last romance.

Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
- Aristotle

A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.

There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.”
- George Sand

The courses of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

Romance is the fiction that owes no allegiance to the God of things as they are. In the novel the writer’s thought is tethered to probability, but in romance it ranges at will over the entire region of the imagination.

But true love is a durable fire,
In the mind ever burning,
Never sick, never old, never dead,
From itself never turning.
- Walter Raleigh

Love builds bridges where there are none.
- Delaney

A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.

I love you - those three words have my life in them.

Romance is the poetry of literature.

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about.

Soul meets soul on lover’s lips.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss.
I have always found time to teach them.
- Mae West

Life without love is like a tree Without blossom and fruit.
- Khalil Gibra

True poets don’t write
Their thoughts with a pen…
They release the ink that flows
From within their heart.
- Anonymous

Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.
- Jean Anouilh

Smile at each other, smile at your wife,
smile at your husband, smile at your children,
smile at each other–it doesn’t matter who it is–
and that will help you to grow up in greater love
for each other.
- Mother Teresa

A goal, a love and a dream give you total control over your body and your life.
- John Wayne

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Funny Victory Quotes and Sayings

Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan.
- Thomas Campbell

Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment; full effort is full victory.
- Mahatma Gandhi

There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
- Michael Eyquen de Montaigne

The people who remained victorious were less like conquerors than conquered.
- St. Augustine

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
- Josh Billings

Victory is sweetest when you’ve known defeat.
- Malcolm Forbes

Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.
- Abraham Lincoln

The most dangerous moment comes with victory.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
- Muhammad Ali

There are victories of the soul and spirit. Sometimes, even if you lose, you win.
- Elie Wiesel

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
- Margaret Thatcher

But above all things truth is victor.
- Bible

Victory; a matter of staying power.
- Elbert Hubbard

The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.
- Oswald Spengler

Yesterday I dared to struggle. Today I dare to win.
- Bernadette Devlin

The secret of success is this: there is no secret of success.
- Elbert Hubbard

Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.
- Red Sanders

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.
- Anonymous

I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self.
- Aristotle

The ladder of success is never crowded at the top.
- Napoleon Hill

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You have got to set your self on fire for it.
- Anonymous

I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.
- Bill Veeck

The god of victory is said to be one-handed, but peace gives victory on both sides.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A loser doesn’t know what he’ll do if he loses, but talks about what he’ll do if he wins, and a winner doesn’t talk about what he’ll do if he wins, but knows what he’ll do if he loses.
- Mario Puzo

Whether in chains or in laurels, liberty knows nothing but victories.
- Douglas Macarthur

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Funny Bible Quotes Sayings and Quotations

Where no counsel is, the people fall: but in the multitude of counsellers there is safety.

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.

Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed.

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.

And you will know the truth, and the truth will make you free.

Wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

He that has pity on the poor lends to the Lord.

I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith.

The truth shall make you free.

May you live all the days of your life.

But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night.

In much wisdom is much grief; and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

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Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night. 

Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. 

Love is a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. 

You can't be value free when it comes to marriage.
by Al Gore


Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
by George Bernard Shaw

Divorce is the past tense of marriage. 

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.
by Tom Mullen

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

There is no such cozy combination as man and wife.
by Menander

Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.
by John Berger

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
by Oscar Wilde


The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together.

Never say marriage has more joy than pain.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
by Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.

The First Bond of Society is Marriage.

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Stupidity Quotes and Sayings

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
- Confucius

OMG!! The rain is wet!!!

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
- Plato

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.

Please provide the date of your death.

Being stupid is its own reward.

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. 
Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Stupidity is better kept a secret than displayed.

Stop being so stupid. It’s my turn.

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
- Sam Levenson

The world is more like it is now then it ever has before. 
- Dwight Eisenhower 

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. 
- Albert Einstein

If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
-Dan Quayle 

First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards.
- Mark Twain 

Stupidity is the language of most of the guys

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

There is no sin except stupidity.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motive.

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Facebook Quotes

The thing that we are trying to do at facebook, is just help people
connect and communicate more efficiently.
Mark Zuckerberg

I’m not addicted to Facebook i just have an addiction to Facebook.

Is there any rehabilitation program for facebook addiction ?

Why dont we have a ”no one cares” button on facebook.

I’d rather check my face book than face my check book.

Facebook is like jail; you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

Facebook status is inversely proportional to social status.

Sharing someone links without liking them are bad manners on facebook.

I miss when Facebook was first started… Times were much simpler back then.

Facebook is a place where you will get 10 likes and 20 comments on a status update : “Leave Me Alone"

Life without music is like Facebook without notifications.

A status a day keeps dislike’s away !!

I am not addicted to Facebook , I just have an addiction to Facebook.

Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox.

Facebook is like the fridge you keep checking it but there’s nothing good.

Facebook doesn’t ruin relationships, Getting caught in your lies does.

Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.

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